Like almost everyone who has played La-Mulana, I haven't beaten the game, but it's not for a lack of trying. I don't expect to beat this second one, either; but it also won't be for lack of trying. Despite the impossible puzzles and trap rooms without a fail state (AAAH!), La-Mulana still manages to be a hell of a lot of fun.
If Kindle isn't your thing but you still want to read about freaky adventures in California, I've uploaded the novel to Smashwords. They support every format known to man. Want to read the book in a TXT file with Notepad? Go ahead, weirdo. Smashwords has got you covered.
I also got to write up a new description for the book. Unlike the original synopsis, this one had to be incredibly short.
A donut chef suffering from hallucinations begins to wonder if the monsters he sees are real. They are.