tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7197711266721932614.post21192397552712155..comments2023-12-19T05:11:16.729-08:00Comments on Justin Talks to Himself: Revenge Solves EverythingAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14136411957927907871noreply@blogger.comBlogger3125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7197711266721932614.post-45180944629267558562012-04-18T02:27:21.115-07:002012-04-18T02:27:21.115-07:00"Killing me won't solve anything!" a..."Killing me won't solve anything!" and then, almost before the SOB can finish his sentence, Corvo slits his throat.<br />No one-liner comeback. No moment of hesitation. No special finishing move, like throwing the dude out the window. NO FUCKING cut-scene where Altair and his target have this long, drawn-out philosophical debate.<br /><br />Good for Corvo.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14136411957927907871noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7197711266721932614.post-19597625815652619212012-04-18T01:38:10.633-07:002012-04-18T01:38:10.633-07:00Case in point:
Here's Black Dynamite killing ...Case in point:<br /><br />Here's Black Dynamite killing some poor Asian kid trying to run away - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNEoP7TuEu8<br /><br />Here's Black Dynamite NOT killing President Nixon, the man who killed his brother and (even worse) shrunk black men's dicks: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcYn0lVDwv4<br /><br />Though admittedly Black Dynamite has 10 million times more swag than Ezio.Awesomepiehttp://theundeniables.org/clintpereiranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7197711266721932614.post-60402777914056316122012-04-18T01:19:30.054-07:002012-04-18T01:19:30.054-07:00Granted I never played the Assassin's Creed ga...Granted I never played the Assassin's Creed games, but I was so pissed that the dude would get to the guy he's trying to kill this whole time and NOT kill him! He's an assassin! He kills people all the effing time! WHY wouldn't he kill the dude?<br /><br />Anyway, going back to Dishonored, it's very satisfying that when he slits the old rich guy's throat. When he does that, this man is essentially also murdering a very tired cliche in modern narratives. Good on him.Awesomepiehttp://theundeniables.org/clintpereiranoreply@blogger.com