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Thursday, February 23, 2012

Just Got the Giggles

It isn't proper for a grown man to giggle uncontrollably, but fuck me if this isn't the most ridiculous movie trailer ever.

You know what the best thing about it is? Totally serious. DEAD serious. If they had gone ahead with a, "Yeah, Lincoln killing vampires is silly." kind of attitude, I could understand that, I could respect that; but when you have the Great Emancipator swinging around an axe like a katana and tossing vampires into the air while a bunch of heavy notes play in the background then it comes dangerously close to some kind of critical mass of silly.

Youtube comments up ahead...

spoiler-in the end he gets shot in a theater.
*Watches trailer*
Wow a movie about Abraham Lincoln and the civil war by Tim Burton! Should be AWESOME!
Wait... WHAT? O_o
... Okay that was AWESOME. But ... WTF!?

Rejected president movies:
William Howard Taft: Food Hunter
Ulysses S. Grant: Whiskey Drinker
Richard Nixon: Prison Dodger
Thomas Jefferson: Slave Humper

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