Bro: "A chicken stole my minecart!"
Me: "What?!"
Bro: "A chicken stole my minecart! It jacked my ride!"
Me: "What are you talking about? Chickens can't steal minecarts!"
Bro: "He was on the track so I got out of the cart to knock him out of the way, and then he jumped in and took off!"
Me: "Hold on. You were heading to the north station, right? Let me go check it out, because if a chicken really did jack your ride then there should be..."
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