"Hey, Horse. Let's go on an adventure!"
"Sure thing, Justin!"
"This is awesome!"
"Hold on, buddy! There's some bandits heading our way."
"I can't... I can't cast spells while I'm riding you. Do I have to get off?"
"Yup."
"Okay. Just wait here while I--Where are you going?"
"I'm going to kill those fuckers! I'm going to kill them with my hooves!"
"What the hell is wrong with you, Horse?"
When Vigilance died, I was tearing up.
When this stupid god-damned horse died, I threw a bunch of fireballs at it.
If only horses were better protected. Some kind of armor, perhaps.
(That's the only DLC I ever bought for Oblivion. My horse looked PIMP.)
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