Secret Warp Macazoni and Cheese

Verti-Goat and Cata-Cow.

Butthole lemonade.

Sexy Shoggoth.

Blumb (A deceptively small word, it's almost a mile long when you put it on your tongue).

I just thought I'd share what I sometimes do at work to keep my brain occupied. If I can cook up a really good word then that's at least half an hour of solid, giggle-worthy entertainment.

Of course when you strip these words down and present them under the harsh light of a blog post they probably lose a bit of their luster. I'd recommend doing something menial and pointless for four hours straight without the warmth of a single entertaining thought and then see how much fun it is to say butthole lemonade.

According to the internet, blumb is a word.