Stool Time

Let's get real honest and personal for a second...

I've been telling myself for a long time that I enjoy writing this blog, and maybe that's true, maybe I do enjoy it.

But I knew there was something missing. Something that every self-respecting blog has. You know what I'm talking about: that personal, almost magical, connection with the reader. That barrier I've erected between me and you; it has to come down.

And it's coming down right now.



We're going to talk about my last bowel movement, and boy, do I have a doozy to share with you.

Here, read on...



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Go find a mirror and take a good, hard look at yourself.

Now say, "Justin asked me if I wanted to hear about him taking a shit and I said yes."

Say it again if it doesn't sink in.